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Welcome to the world, kid. Your bottle already has better style than most adults.
This 8 oz epoxy baby bottle is glossy, bold, and wildly overqualified for milk. Finished in shiny epoxy with a pop-color ring, it’s serving tiny human, big entrance energy.
Pick blue, yellow, or pink for the ring because beige baby gear is a personality trait—and not one we’re claiming. Same bottle, same job—just different flavor of fabulous up top.
Perfect for baby showers, announcement pics, keepsakes, shelf flexing, or parents who refuse to start their parenting journey with boring things.
Let’s be honest: The baby won’t remember this. Instagram absolutely will.
Shipping Information: 🚚
We process orders in 7-10 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Once your order is shipped, delivery times depend on your chosen shipping method. Standard shipping within the U.S. typically takes 2-9 days. Pick up & local delivery also available.
For any issues or questions, feel free to reach out!
Return Policy:
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to the custom nature of our products. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll do our best to resolve it.
