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Long, lean, and absolutely judging your old cup.
The Epoxy Skinny is built for people who carry their drink like a personality trait—sealed in glossy epoxy and ready for nonstop sipping.
Available in 20, 30, and 35 oz, because commitment levels vary. Same insulated stainless steel body, same slick epoxy finish—just more or less liquid depending on your patience.
Great for caffeine, hydration, and holding something so you don’t have to talk to anyone.
Made to order. Tiny quirks happen. That’s the point.
Shipping Information: 🚚
We process orders in 7-10 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Once your order is shipped, delivery times depend on your chosen shipping method. Standard shipping within the U.S. typically takes 2-9 days. Pick up & local delivery also available.
For any issues or questions, feel free to reach out!
Return Policy:
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to the custom nature of our products. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll do our best to resolve it.
