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Drunkest Asshole – Patriotic – Patriotic – Outdoor Fabric Garden Flag

$15.00 USD

Only, 1 item is in stock!

Drunkest Asshole quietly upgrades the whole front-yard situation. Pairs with lawn chairs, coolers, and summer nights. It’s the easy swap-in decor piece you’ll actually remember to change out with a hint of patriotic flair. Artwork/design details: Welcome your guests with a touch of playful ambivalence with our Garden Flag. This quirky flag will add charm to any garden and makes a great gift. Let your garden do the talking w...

Weather-tough polyester that keeps the design crisp flag after flag, rain or shine. 🇺🇸

Shipping Policy:

  • We currently ship to the lower 48 states only.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7-10 business days. Expedited options are available for an additional cost.
  • Standard shipping is free with all orders.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.
  • We do not accept returns, exchanges or cancellations on any order. All sales are final. Please contact us with any issues with your order.

We stand behind our work like it's family. If something's wrong because we messed up, we'll fix it — no drama, no excuses. Just shoot us photos and your order number within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.

What we won't be covering, though:

  • Shipping shenanigans — once it leaves our hands, that's between you and the carrier
  • Typos, colors, or design details YOU approved (we're crafters, not mind readers)
  • "Actually, can you change it" requests after you already said "yes, ship it"

So look it over. Then look it over again. Once you hit approve, that design is locked in tighter than a mason jar lid, and we're firing up production. No backsies.

Got a question before you approve? Ask away — we'd much rather double-check with you than send out something that's not quite right.

Estimated delivery is between Monday, 24 Aug and Thursday, 27 Aug.
Garden Flag - Drunkest Asshole with custom garden flag design

Drunkest Asshole – Patriotic – Patriotic – Outdoor Fabric Garden Flag

$15.00

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