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18x30 indoor/outdoor mat — “Hold on, we’re probably not wearing any pants.” The world’s most accurate warning label. Perfect blend of comfort and chaos, just like your household.
Shipping Information: 🚚
We process orders in 7-10 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Once your order is shipped, delivery times depend on your chosen shipping method. Standard shipping within the U.S. typically takes 2-9 days. Pick up & local delivery also available.
For any issues or questions, feel free to reach out!
Return Policy:
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to the custom nature of our products. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll do our best to resolve it.
