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“Hold On, We’re Probably Not Wearing Pants” is the glow-up your doorway didn’t know it needed. Makes every arrival feel a little more intentional. This indoor/outdoor welcome mat sets the tone before anyone steps inside. Design details: 18x30 indoor/outdoor mat — “Hold on, we’re probably not wearing any pants.” The world’s most accurate warning label. Perfect blend of comfort and chaos, just like your household.
Durable indoor/outdoor build that doesn’t flinch at muddy boots. Perfect for front doors, porches, and any spot that sees real-life traffic. 🏡
Shipping Information: 🚚
We process orders in 7-10 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Once your order is shipped, delivery times depend on your chosen shipping method. Standard shipping within the U.S. typically takes 2-9 days. Pick up & local delivery also available.
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Return Policy:
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to the custom nature of our products. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll do our best to resolve it.
