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If you’ve ever felt personally attacked by your own personality, this one’s for you. A raccoon riding a goose pretty much says what words can’t — something is absolutely off, and we’re fine with it. Equal parts chaotic and relatable.
Comfortable enough to wear daily and bold enough to let people know you’re self-aware. You don’t need a diagnosis when the shirt already explains everything.
Shipping Information: 🚚
We process orders in 7-10 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Once your order is shipped, delivery times depend on your chosen shipping method. Standard shipping within the U.S. typically takes 2-9 days. Pick up & local delivery also available.
For any issues or questions, feel free to reach out!
Return Policy:
We do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to the custom nature of our products. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll do our best to resolve it.
